who is hoggard?

i've had a few messages asking me who hoggard is so i thought i'd introduce him quickly - he's my little polar bear travelling companion and though the food is too spicy for him he's having a great time.

if you look closely at the construction of goa it becomes that it is made entirely of win. i love it here, i have managed to perfect the art of hanging out (i'm a renowned fidgeter) have met some cool people, and eaten some of the hottest, yummiest food i have ever tasted. it is easy to see why people stay on here for longer than they planned, as the pace of life here barely gets above a crawl. i'm here for maybe 2 more nights tops though as i'm starting to get itchy feet.