The Foreign and Commonwealth Office

so.. being a tad freaked out about going to a country where "your senses will be constantly assaulted from the minute you arrive" i thought it would be a good idea to check out some Government advice.

http://www.fco.gov.uk/servlet/Front?pagename=OpenMarket/Xcelerate/ShowPage&c=Page&cid=1007029391116

i wanted to die when i read this.... they're taking the mick, surely?

EDIT: They've removed the funny part, something about false nails and hair dye or something...